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Sometimes I go back and read old Facebook conversations with my friends (when I’m REEEALLY bored, don’t judge) and I’m so proud of how witty I was XD

*high-fives 6-month-ago self*

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No no no… The words aren’t ‘evolutionist’ and ‘creationist’, they’re ‘scientist’ and ‘gullible sheep’.

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What I think about everything: On changes and chances

Feeling melancholy.

Wrote a blog.

Cheered self up.

Mission accomplished.

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thesongsstuckinmyhead:

Serious question - what percentage of all Coldplay videos consist entirely of Chris Martin walking around looking sad?

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I think my favourite non-plot related quote in all of Harry Potter (books) would have to be ‘It unscrews the other way.’

Anyone else remember this?

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"Put another ‘x’ on the calendar,
Summer’s on its deathbed
There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends"

- Panic! at the Disco, ‘Calendar’
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queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

(via thesaturdaynightshow)

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You know society is just a little fucked up when I actually have to DEFEND myself to my ‘friends’ for being a virgin -.-

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emilythecsi:

My friend just texted me ‘Did you know the lead singer of Nirvana is dead?’ -.-

I mean she’s always fit the stereotype of the dumb blonde, but this is taking it to a whole new level…

Update, upon further questioning, she did not know the name of the ‘lead singer of Nirvana’ but had heard of Kurt Cobain… just ‘didn’t know where he was from’.

Not sure whether to be slightly relieved or even more disappointed.

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My friend just texted me ‘Did you know the lead singer of Nirvana is dead?’ -.-

I mean she’s always fit the stereotype of the dumb blonde, but this is taking it to a whole new level…